Alan Frank, the Loony Wiz

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This is my friend Alan, he's a nice guy, and not as useless as this card actually, but he does look very loony.

I was thinking of many posibilities for the flavor text like "Ignorace is bliss, they say... well, he look happy enough", and "He would be very useful, if he weren't so useless", but I thought that most of them were a little insulting to my friend here, so I just just the paradox thing... I think it's alright.